As of July, no more Google Reader. I know this is the definition of a First World problem, but DAMMIT GOOGLE. It was bad enough when they tried to shove Google+ down our throats by getting rid of the share option in reader, but now you get rid of it entirely? Dicks.
There's some way to download all my crap into Takeout and then I can supposedly upload it to start using a new service. But I have no idea what any of that means. I'm not my mom when it comes to the internet, but I'm not my sister, either. In other words, someone is going to have to come over to my place and hold my hand and show me how to do all this. And I can guarantee you that I'll still find a way to bitch about it after it's done.