Over the past month, I've received invitations to a wedding, a bridal shower, and a double communion. All 3 of these blessed events are taking place within a month of each other. Does it make me a horrible person that all I can think about is how bloody expensive the month of April is going to be?
Don't get me wrong, I'm honored to have been invited to all of the things. I guess I'm just a cheap bastard who wishes that maybe they could have been spread out a little better. Because we all know that even if I were to decline any of said invites, I would still feel like an a-hole if I didn't send a check or a gift.
And did I mention that one of them is in fricking Poughkeepsie?